The Japanese

I met with a Japanese girl who is learning English and Chinese yesterday at a coffee shop. I walked around for about an hour in the sun trying to find out exactly where the coffee shop we were meeting at was located, sweating my ass off. I found it after a while and the typical cultural exchanges conversation ensued. We basically spoke through our handheld electronic translators. Regardless, cultural exchanges are always very fun. She was, actually, very attractive. I think things went well.

Later, I went straight to my uncle's house for dinner. The first thing my cousin's wife said to me was "God you smell."